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Tuesday, 18 July 2017

NYM Trilogy Part 3: The Battle of the Five Blisters

Apologies for the delay in part three! The last few weeks have been a little difficult, and I haven’t felt much like writing. But you can’t leave a story unfinished! So let’s wrap things up...

Stage 11: Fyling Hall to Littlebeck 6.1 miles, 680 ft up, 850 ft down
I set off. This section included the famous ‘random compass bearing over the moor’ instruction from the recce weekend, and I was very much looking forward to taking another wild goose chase over the moor, so much so, that in anticipation I had prepared for the event by wearing long trousers, so as to prevent further injuries inflicted by the heather. Alas! The compass bearing was now less random, and I made it over the moor and out the other side with hardly so much as a scratch.


My phone beeped. A message from Andrew! He was feeling better and still going, having buddied up with my cousin Sammy at the Glaisdale checkpoint, they had walked the night section together, and both were still going well. Good job lads! I was much buoyed to hear the news, and continued with a spring in my step. Which I soon realised was due to the ground becoming softer. And then boggier. Not as dramatic as the Botton Bog, but a bog none the less. 


The last part of this section was through a wood (woods really are delightful, so long as it’s daylight) and along a stream. It was very tranquil running along the stone path through the trees, with the dappled sunlight shining through the leaves, listening to the water, and hopping along rocks and over tree roots. I was almost starting to enjoy myself again.

Littlebeck checkpoint was coming up. This was manned by the Staffordshire group, who had the honour of ‘red-faced-angry-man’ being a member (see last years Dorset 100 write up for more info on RAM, as I shall hereby call him). I don’t like to hold a grudge, or dwell on things. I don’t. I don’t think it’s good for you. But I was still annoyed with RAM for his behaviour towards my Dad last year. I had given some consideration over the last few miles (mostly because I’d run out of other things to think about after 18 hours of running) as to all of the things I wished I said to RAM last year, but didn’t think of until afterwards. There were a few. Some really good ones. But I had come to the conclusion that I was going to take the moral high ground, and keep schtum. RAM wasn’t there anyway, which I was glad about. The volunteers at the checkpoint were terrific. They insisted I sat down, and proceed to offer an entire menu of food. Based on the advice of Alan, I plumped for a Staffordshire oatcake, which very excitingly turned out to be a hot pancake filled with melted cheese. Irritatingly I was feeling decidedly peaky again, and only managed a mouthful of the delectable morsel. I squirrelled the remaining pieces away in a pocket, with the intention of eating them later. But as we shall see, things didn’t quite go to plan, and I discovered them the next day, squashed beyond all recognition at the bottom of my bag, along with some painkillers (which I couldn’t for the life of me find when I needed them), a flattened jelly baby, and my enthusiasm for running 100 miles.

Stage 12: Littlebeck to Goathland 6.0 miles, 1200 ft up, 990 ft down
There are no words to describe this section. I will refer you instead to the above elevation stats, and also to this photo, taken at the bottom of one of the more ‘punchy’ hills.


At the checkpoint, I bucked up when I saw the two Lovely Ladies who I had met on last years 100, who had been supporting their husbands doing the event, and had also given me a lot of support and cheering-up on the way around through their lovely comments and big smiles. Both of their husbands were doing the event again this time, and as we were quite close to each other, I saw the Lovely Ladies a few times again (I wish I knew their names!) - thank you ladies!

Stage 13: Goathland to Stape 6.7 miles, 680 ft up, 490 ft down
I ran through Goathland which I think is the setting for Heartbeat. I also think it’s very nice, but all I could think of at the time was that my feet were starting to hurt. And who could blame them, really. The next section was up onto the moors for a couple more miles along a stony ridge. Each time my feet hit the floor, it seemed that I whacked them against a rock, and it felt like a thousand needles were stabbed into my feet and ricocheted all up though my body. I tried to block it out. They were just blisters for heaven’s sake, just little pockets of friction, how can they hurt this much? I pushed on for a few more miles, until in the middle of a pine forest I could bear it no longer. I found a mossy patch in the sunshine, somewhere where I thought there might be a fairy nearby (that was actually a thought that I had that seemed completely rational, at 80 miles in), and sat down, took off my rucksack and laid out my first aid kit on the forest floor (I was secretly pleased to use it, after carrying it so far). I took off my trainers and socks and assessed the damage. And wished I hadn’t. At least there was no one else around to see the state of things (apart from the fairies, of course). The inside of both feet were covered the whole way down with blisters, with a massive one on each ball of the foot and another at the bit at the bottom of each ankle (at the final count there were 13 altogether, but I selected just 5 particularly bad ones for the title of this blog, to sty true to the Hobbit) . I pushed one, to check it was real. It was. I stared at them for a few moments. I’m never sure what to do about blisters. I know you’re not supposed to burst them, but I do anyway, based on the fact that right now at least it was too painful to leave them like they were. I took the necessary instruments from my kit and set to work. It hurt, it stung, I whimpered, and winced. I tried somehow to stick the skin back together using various plasters and tape and gingerly put my socks and shoes back on. I stood up. I screamed (the fairies fled). It felt like I was jumping on pins, burning pins with red hot chilli flakes on each end. What had I done?!

I waddled on for a couple of minutes, walking on the outside on my feet, but soon came to the conclusion that this was a) no more comfortable, and b) not sustainable to go on another 20 miles like this. I sat back down and got out the remainder of my first aid kit (now diminished), and tried making more padding using different plasters. I took some painkillers (the ones that weren’t hidden at the bottom of my bag with the Staffordshire oatcake). The revised surgery was slightly more successful, and I hobbled on, the fairies laughing and pointing.

I arrived at Stape checkpoint, which was manned by the Cornwall group, and had jelly and ice cream. Things were looking up (so long as you didn’t look down at my feet).

Stage 14: Stape to Lockton 4.8 miles, 800 ft up, 930 ft down
The good feeling lasted for a full 3 miles - downhill through more forests on wide tracks, to the bottom where a steam railway wound through the valley. I was in luck, and glimpsed the steam train through the trees! The final part was vertically uphill, and I suddenly remembered why I had renamed the next checkpoint as Lockton-in-the-Clouds on the recce weekend. As I crested the top of the hill, about ½ a mile from the checkpoint, a gentleman with a long lens camera appeared from out of the bushes. I was so tired as to not question things any more. Anyway, after couple of seconds I realised I recognised him, he was the official photographer for the event. Taking one look at me having by some miracle made it up the hill, and deciding photography wasn’t appropriate at that moment, he instead switched to talking, which he kept up for the full half a mile to the checkpoint, with barely a moment for breath, and requiring only a couple of encouraging sounding noises from me. It was nice of him to walk the last part with me, and his many varied and random stories (including a trip to a loch in Scotland, which involved almost driving, but not in the end because it cost around £70 to park a car for a weekend in Glasgow, so instead the train was taken, and….) kept me distracted whilst my body recovered from The Hill. And at the checkpoint, a surprise, as my Mum was there! With treats!

Stage 15: Lockton to Thornton-le-Dale 5.7 miles, 500 ft up, 910 ft down
There was now a mere 16.5 miles left! My Mum came the first ½ mile with me out of the checkpoint., which was good fun. Soon after, I started to have lots of stomach aches, and things generally started to unravel a bit more. I slowed down to the speed where I was probably moving faster backwards towards to the last checkpoint rather than forwards towards the next, but some time later, I stumbled into Thornton-le-dale, where my Mum had just arrived also. A man at the checkpoint tried to persuade me to take off my rucksack, but knowing full well if I took it off, that there was no way I was putting it back on again, I declined. So instead, he moved the nearby table to behind me, and balanced my bag, still on my back, on the edge of it. What a dude! I still smile when I think about that! And then, someone brought ice cream. Ice cream, and a 10 mile run left. Things don’t get better than this! My Mum also passed on the message that Andrew and Sammy were still going. And that Andrew seemed to have eaten some sort of rocket fuel, and had sped back up to his usual running pace and was nailing it. Good on him! I felt very proud that he was doing so well, and it gave me a bit of a kick up the backside to stop feeling so sorry for myself, and knuckle down and get the job done.

Stage 16: Thornton-le-Dale to Howe Bridge Farm 6.3 miles, 100 ft up, 170 ft down
My Mum came with me for another ½ a mile. Got a new running partner! It was so brilliant to be going along with her, on the event that we were doing to raise money to say thank you that she’s better – I felt very lucky that we were there together, healthy, and able to be doing something we loved (even though, reading back, I seem to have spent quite a lot of time complaining). Sadly, my Mum declined to come the whole way, and I felt a little lost again, as we went our separate ways.

Still, the last two sections of the event were actually the two sections we had done first on the recce, and so I felt like I knew them pretty well. They were also extremely flat. Flatter than a Stafforshire oatcake. Now, where had I put that? I‘m sure it’s here somewhere.

I arrived at the end of a track, and was confronted with a dilemma. The route description quite clearly said to turn left down the road, whilst a large neon sign attached to the fence opposite, said ‘LDWA’ and had a massive arrow pointing right.

Huh.

I went with my instinct, which was to follow the route description AT ALL COSTS, and tootled off left down the road. I soon gained in confidence, as I passed right down a track, past a farm and through a couple of fields, all of which I remembered from the recce. The sign must have been a trick, to test at the last moment the faith of the runner in the route description. I had passed the last test!

Oh. The path through the field on the route description appears to be entirely covered by 7 foot high rapeseed plants, as far as the eye could see, which isn't far from 5 ft 4 inches up. No matter, this must be the way, I’ll just shimmy on through. I pushed my way about 5 feet into the plants, turned round, and stared back at a solid wall of plants. I tried to quell the rising panic that I would be forever lost in the field, but failed, and started flailing my arms about and scrambled my way back out the way I had come. Wimp. My brain function seemed to have slowed to the speed of a tortoise dancing through treacle, and it took a few minutes for me to 1) accept the route description might be less than the absolute truth, 2) remember I also had a map, 3) read the next instruction on the route description and match it onto the map, and finally, 4) put this into practice.

After an absolute age, I was back on track. I made it to Howe Bridge Farm, the LAST checkpoint! Manned by Vermuyden (Little Holland) Group. Remember Rainbow Drops, the little sugary rice sweets? They were here! In small retro style packets! Disregarding the fact that sweets I had enjoyed as a treat in my childhood were now considered as retro, I instead took them for what they were (sugar), and bounced out of the barn. I was now at 30 hours and 49 minutes, which was hours after what I was hoping for, which in a strange way, made me more relaxed, and I determined to run the last section as best I could.

Stage 17: Howe Bridge Farm to Malton 4.5 miles, 180 ft up, 60 ft down
I nice man from the checkpoint walked me out to the busy road and helped me cross it safely. I ran (or, what I now considered to be running) the rest of the 4.5 miles, with every step knowing I was closer to our aim – completing 100 miles (or, 102, just to remind everyone of that) all at once, and raising money for the fabulous Rosemere Cancer Foundation, to say thank you for making my Mum better. The last few miles passed quickly (as I suppose things do when you take out the hills). Before I knew it, I was back in Malton and heading up the road to the school, where this whole crazy thing started, and where it was about to finish. I saw my Mum in the distance, with one of the Lovely Ladies! I sped up to what I imagined to be a Usain Bolt type speed, but actually a whole minute passed, and I had barely got any closer. This had the added advantage of allowing me to collect my thoughts and my emotions, before I actually got there, and Lovely Lady snapped the moment!



I ran the last couple of hundred metres with my Mum! Got a clap, a certificate and badge. People always ask me how it feels to finish something that lasts that long (32 hours exactly). The truth is, was too tired to really appreciate how it felt. And of course, as soon as you sit down, blisters stop hurting, and things seem a lot better. I even managed a pie and mash, as for some reason, in the last half an hour my appetite had returned from wherever it had gone for the last 24 hours, and I was suddenly ravenous. Sat in the hall with my Mum, and met up with Alan who had of course done brilliantly, and before we knew it, Andrew was back as well! And Sammy was still going well and would of course also finish in a fantastic time too. 

So, that’s the end of The 100! Funny to think that all of that training, and all that focus over all those months, towards one thing, is now over. Was it hard? Yes. But was it worth it? Of course! The hardest experiences are usually the ones that are the best, and that you take away the most from. And of course, thanks to you lovely people, we have raised over £750 for the Rosemere Cancer Foundation. £750!!! Still can’t quite believe it. Thank you a million times over. I would do all of this again and more, if it could help other people in the same situation. So thank you, thank you, thank you! 💗💗💗