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Saturday 22 December 2018

Marathon #90 - Sikhs in the City, Dawn till Dusk Run, 16.12.18


Things have been a bit quiet lately for running, with some other things going on, so it was good to get back for another event last Sunday. I almost didn’t go, having got a migraine a couple of days before, and feeling low about things. Bit I’m really glad I went, as I forgot all that for a few hours. Running is really the best medicine.

Plus, it was the most convenient marathon to get to - keeping it local in East London! The race was organised by the Sikhs in the City Running Club, who are just the most welcoming group of people. It was a just over 2 km lap around the roads in Ilford, which looking at the map the night before, I’d not been totally taken by the idea of. But! It is the training route of Fauja Singh, who is now 107 years old, and holds the record for being the first 100 year old to run a marathon. And any training route which is good enough for this man, is somewhere I want to run. Imagine, literally running in his footsteps. And he was there today - I was way to shy too talk to him, which of course, I really wish I hadn’t been now, but even to see him in person was a dream. He is a legend indeed.

Walking from South Woodford tube heading towards the start in a car park of an industrial estate in the early morning dark, I felt a bit apprehensive about where google maps was taking me. But there was no mistaking where the start was, as milling about in the dark were hundreds of people, loads of familiar faces pottering about, and the unmistakable atmosphere of a race about to begin. Exciting!

I ran into Craig at the start, and we ended up running for most of the marathon together. Craig is someone else who is a legend; he’s just completed 100 sub-4 hour marathons this year (100! Sub-4! Less than a year!) So usually I don’t get to talk to him much, as he is ahead of me. So it was really good of him to run slower with me today when he knew I wasn’t feeling great, and the laps passed quickly having a good chat - I’m not sure how far I would have got left to my own devices and thoughts, before I would have decided I couldn’t do it - so thanks Craig for a great run!

For a marathon was 21 x 2 km laps, and despite me not thinking much of the route beforehand, I actually got to love the lap after a few rounds. There was a hill at the start, which got it over with nice and soon, then the rest of the lap was a nice long downhill, and a flat bit back to the timing mat, which showed your time and lap up on the board, then the aid station and lots of smiles from the people around, and then on to another lap. It just goes to show that the world’s eldest marathon runner knows what he’s talking about when it comes to having a good training route.

And of course the whole way round every lap there were loads of great people who I’m lucky to be getting to know better the more events I do. I think, initially I was a bit intimidated when I started marathon running about the people that did it, and to begin with I didn’t do them that frequently, and I didn’t really know anyone very well. But now, I realise that there is no need to feel that way. All these events are filled with amazing people doing incredible things, which I do find intimidating, if I think about it and compare myself. But I’ve come to know they all just want everyone else to do to achieve amazing things too, whatever your goal is, as we all have our different dreams and goals, and that’s what makes it interesting. And it feels that coming to events like this is just like having a massive hug from everyone for a few hours.

The end was fabulous, who would have thought that a car park in an industrial estate could be such a welcome! I temporarily recovered enough to eat some delicious food, and it really was delicious. Never seen so many samosas in my life. Thank you Sikhs in the City for a first class event! 👍👍👍

So, only 10 left now until 100. Typically, after having wanting to get closer and closer, now it feels quite close, I’ve started to not want to actually get there yet, because I realised after all this time, that is is really the journey, not the end of the journey, that is important. But then, I’m not planning on stopping at 100, so I suppose it’s just a significant milestone on hopefully a much longer journey ahead. 

When I feel low, I find that planning things ahead is something that sometimes helps, so I’ve been booking in my next 10, which are…..
91: 29.12.18 - Frozen Phoenix 1
92: 30.12.18 - Frozen Phoenix 2
93: 06.01.19 - East Hanningfield Trail Marathon
94: 20.01.19 - Winter Tanners 30
95: 27.01.19 - Excalibur 1
96: 09.02.19 - Philosophers Run
97: 10.02.19 - The Punchbowl 30
98: 16.01.19 - Winter Poppyline 50
99: 23.02.19 - The Jaw Dropper
100: 24.02.19 - Dirty Dancing Run

And it feels good to know where the next part of my journey will be 😊

🌟🎄🎅Merry Christmas everyone, hope you have a fabulous time! 🎅🎄🌟

Monday 26 November 2018

Marathons #85 - #89


#85 The Thames Meander, 03.11.18
As I get a little closer to 100, I have become a little reflective on some aspects of my journey. Nothing profound, just looking back over my list, and I noticed the Thames Meander comes up six times, plus this one, and I was remembering the first one I did. This was the race back in 2013, where I think is was that my obsession with the Thames Path began. As this was so long ago, it was actually a different route back then, starting at a different place and the route going through Richmond Park, as well as along the river. 2013 was the first year that I did multiple marathons, raising money for my Auntie who had passed away the year before. I’d been reading all these books about people who did lots of multiple endurance events, and thought that wow, that was so exciting! But I also thought that was something I’d never be able to do, I’d been brought up on the one marathon a year is the most that you should do school of thought, and doing loads of marathons was unwise, and why should I be any different? But I was so desperate to try, then when my Auntie passed away, the thought came to me that I should probably grab life by the balls and stop caring about whether or not I thought I could do it, and just try, because 1) that’s what she would have done, and 2) you shouldn’t ever put things off, because life is just to short. The Thames Meander was #10 of 2013 (although I can’t count 2 of them towards my 100 now, as they weren’t official events), so I was starting to think that I might, just might, in fact, be able to do it. I remember that the weather was good, until about 3 miles before the end, and I was running back through Richmond Park up a hill, and a storm suddenly appeared, the sky went dark, a fork of lightening pierced the sky and lit up the silhouette of a stag reaching his head up to a branch on a giant old tree. Although I was 23 miles into a marathon and by all accounts, jiggered, I felt this sudden surge of energy, and that was the point that I stopped thinking I might be able to do it, and knew that I could.

Anyway, enough of all that. Reflecting is all very well, so long as you don’t miss something else when you’re too busy doing it. Back to now, and the start of the 2018 winter Thames Meander was about to happen. My reflections proved in no way helpful, as I forgot, as I have at every one of the previous 6 events as well, that pacing yourself is important in a marathon, even if you have done a few. The Thames Meander is no different, obviously, but I don’t know what it is about this event, but I completely unable to follow this advice. I started off far too fast, and ran very well, for me, for the first 13 miles, doing it in about 1:50-ish I think (I must get a new watch), and feeling quite good, which would have been great had I been doing the ½ marathon. Alas, there was still another ½ to go, and I felt it, I can tell you. Still, I am trying to be a bit braver with my running and not worry about it hurting, so I pushed on. A few miles from the end I was fortunate to meet Zoltan, who was over from Hungary on a work trip, visiting London for the first time and fitting in a marathon to boot. Zoltan, although very modest, is I suspect something of an ultra running legend in Hungary, and he really helped me through the last few miles, distracting me with tales of the crazy ultra runs he’s done, and I was very grateful to him. Cheers Zoltan! Thanks to this, I managed 4:03 which was the fastest time I’ve done in 2.5 years.



#86 The Runger Games, 04.11.18
The second day of the weekend and it was back down to the river for a run with Saturn Running, I haven’t done a Saturn Run for ages and it was good to be back! and what a day it was to be back down by the river! 8 laps of 5 km each from near Reading, up to Sonning and back, through meadows, woodland and along towpaths, all in bright sunshine. I’d been worried I might feel a bit lethargic after yesterday’s effort, but I felt good for the whole thing, and finished in 4:19. Loads of familiar faces out this weekend and it was great to see everyone, a fabulous day, thanks Saturn!


#87 The Dinosaur Dash, 10.11.18
Back to the river, for some di-PLOD-ocussing along. Sorry. No more dinosaur jokes. My favourite route today, the 5 km lap from Elmsbridge Leisure Centre to just past Walton Bridge and back x 8 for a marathon. And Andrew was back for his first marathon for over a year being injured! I had a good 3 laps, a bad 3 laps where I felt like a Tryannosaurus WRECK (sorry), and then another good 2 laps to finish with. Even the bad laps were good though really, as loads of the Phoenix Family were out running/ marshalling today and it’s always so much fun to be around everyone, it’s always the best of days. Plus, got to see Sarah get her 100th presentation at the end – awesome! And well done to Andrew for a successful marathon come back, now I’m going to sign you up to loads more, tricera-TROT-ting races. Sorry. I don’t blame you for ditching me ½ way around, with the poor quality of these jokes. They are Stego-POOR-us. Really they are. 



#88 Remembrance Day Marathon, 11.11.2018
Very excited for today’s marathon, which was down by the river again, but the other way this time, 4 laps up to Hampton Court and back. A much bigger event than usual for Phoenix, with over 400 people taking part for the Remembrance Day Marathon. There were even port-a-loos (a sure sign of a big event) and timing chips! The weather had been good for yesterday’s marathon, right up until just after I finished, when there was a thunder storm and the heavens opened, and it had rained every moment since, up until about an hour before the marathon started this morning. The tow path was now looking remarkably like the Thames did next to it, and within a couple of moments it became clear that it may be easier to jump in and swim rather than wade through the mud. But whatever, it’s November, it’s time to embrace the mud! Plus, I was very excited to be wearing my first ever pair of waterproof socks, and if this was not a golden opportunity to try them out, then I don’t know what would be.

The race was built around the 2 minutes silence at 11:00, and when it happened, it was a beautiful moment. Marshals had been trekking all along the course for the first half of the race, and were in position at 11:00 to sound airhorns, when everyone stopped running and paused to observe the silence. It was so quiet; everyone stopped, runners, people in the parks, rowers on the river. Total stillness.

Then at 11:02 the airhorns sounded again, and slowly all the noises returned, people jogged back up to their pace, and everything carried on. Good to take the time to think, and remember.

I wasn’t really feeling good today and was struggling a bit. I found some lemon cake at the aid station, which I think was possibly made from magic (or just a lot of sugar), as I had a bit after lap 2 and lap 3 and felt better for a couple of miles after each bit before fading away again. Finished though, and have a beautiful momentum of an historic day.


As my daily cake consumption was only 3 pieces by this point, I bumped this up to 4 with the chocolatiest chocolate cake ever baked (imagine the design of the medal, but giant, and made of chocolate), and then watched Graham’s 100th celebration, which involved another piece of cake. I now felt sick, but on the plus side, at least I now had some energy. Kat did her 300th marathon today as well, and many other people are also celebrating milestones it seems at the moment. I feel very lucky to have become a part of such a fabulous group of people achieving remarkable things, and the last few weekends have been brilliant getting to know people and see their achievements and journeys to them. Top work from everyone!

#89 The Riverside Marathon, 18.11.18
Today’s was a bit of a sneaky last minute marathon, and thanks to Rik for allowing me to come along. In my enthusiasm I had forgotten to check the trains until the night before, when I realised there weren’t any. After then realising that it would take 3 hours to get there by public transport from my house, and that I could pretty much run there in that time (it’s only about 18 miles away), I decided to drive across London to get there, which is my least favourite thing to do, ever. In order to avoid as much traffic as possible, I left basically at the same time as I would have done should I have got public transport, thus defeating the object of driving in the first place. I reassured myself that never mind, it would be worth it, and I would relax with a coffee once I got there, and arrive at the start in a state of zen-like calm. On getting to Walton-on-Thames, I remembered that it was Sunday morning and nothing was open. So I went to register, hoping that the leisure centre cafe might be open. Alas. It was not. I had not had coffee, which as it was now 8am, meant that I would soon become irritable, and tired, and a horrible person. An emergency plan must be formed. I found McDonalds in Walton, where I had to parallel park outside (which is my second least favourite thing to do, especially without the focus brought on by a good strong coffee). I managed to park, by some miracle, and tricera-trot-ted (sorry, I don’t think it’s even a dinosaur run today, but it’s too early to tell) in to McDonalds where I queued behind a group of lads out from the night before, and group of builders. My irritable levels were rising. Some people are really annoying. I must have coffee. My collection number came up on the screen, but when I went to collect it, the lad (and I mean a lad – and I know I’m getting older, but he must have been about 12, alas apparently a young age is no barrier to being patronising) behind the counter informed me ‘this was the delivery area’. What? What even is a “delivery area”? And why would it be under a ‘Collection Point’ sign?? My irritable levels were now in the critical zone, especially as I could actually see my coffee, which I had actually paid for, actually sitting waiting in the delivery area/ collection point/ whatever. I hate McDonalds. I actually do. I should never have come here. I asked the lad who had served me, but by this time my coffee had been given to someone else. Given to someone else. Probably one of the builders. Oh My God. This was the worst day ever. Somehow, I kept a lid on it, and eventually, i.e. by 8:35 am had a coffee. Now, I just had to drink it, drive back to the start, eat my second breakfast, go to the race briefing, pack my bag, and have a safety wee, before 09:00. Fortunately though, I now had coffee, and as they say, with coffee anything is possible.

And it is. I made the start with a whole 30 seconds to spare, even having a chat on the way to a lovely lady dressed as a witch who had been in the Harry Potter films. Today it was back up to Hampton Court 4 times, and I felt a lot better than last week. I even improved a bit on my pace for the first 3 laps, which I did in 3 hours, but then got a stitch. A stitch!!! I never get a stitch!, I actually thought I was dying. I actually did. Then when I didn’t, I thought it might be appendicitis. By the time I had stopped being melodramatic and decided that the most likely explanation, given that I was running, was in fact that it was just a stitch, I had lost momentum somewhat, which actually turned out to be a good thing, as I then got to chat to Robert on the last lap (who was ‘resting’ an injury today) and tried to take some selfies, but his phone broke, and I took the selfie the wrong way round on my phone and took a photo of the sky instead. Anyway, all this distracted me from the stitch which disappeared and I picked my pace back up a little for the last 3 miles. More 100 celebrations to see at the end (there have been so many lately, I really must get a move on too), and lots of the Phoenix Family out again today to catch up with. Top day!


Saturday 20 October 2018

A bit of bling.....#82, #83, #84


A great three races over the last couple of weeks, courtesy of the fabulous Phoenix Running....

First up, my first attempt at two marathons in a day. Each marathon was 8 x 5 km laps along the River Thames from Elmbridge Leisure Centre just outside of Walton-on-Thames to Walton Bridge. I was a bit worried about it. I know that I've done races that are the equivalent of two marathons in length, but for some reason I'd got it into my head that doing two times a shorter run was harder than doing one longer run, which makes no sense at all, but there you go. 


My nerves all a-jitter, the first marathon (The Running Man, #82) set off at 09:00. The first few laps were busy by the river, with rowing clubs out training, and a cycle event going on. In addition to the super friendly Phoenix marshals, there were an extra two friendly marshals from the cycling race, thoughtfully placed either side of The Blue Bridge of Botheration (as I came to call it, by the end of going up and down it twice on each lap x 16 laps). I managed to do the whole run without a hitch, which is not something I've said often of late. So, hurrah! I did 4:27, which left an hour and a half before the next one started, which was time for a few snacks, some coffee, and a catch up with Andrew and fellow runners, and a shower. Seriously, I've never had a shower mid run before, but blimey I felt better for it! I got distracted admiring my new bit of bling momentarily...



....then realised I was late for the next race brief, and assumed the poise of Running Man to head to the start of the next race (The Night Phoenix, #83)....

...for 15:00 and off! I felt good for the first 3 laps, then had a bit of blip for laps 4-5. I think my energy dropped a bit low and the shakes came on, but I adopted what turned out to be a very effective strategy (I have noted this for future disasters) of a chocolate Freddo and a fistful of assorted sweets from the delectable Tuck Shop aid station at the end of the next three laps, and by lap 6 I felt back on form. The last 3 laps I felt good again, plus dusk was gathering, and that meant....it was time to try out my new head torch! (see the last blog for the calamity that had lead to this latest purchase). It was magical running along the river in the dark, the water glittering in the torch light (which, by the way, is a thousand times better than my old one, not least because it actually stays switched on), and lots of tiny dots of light bobbing up and down along the side of the river from the other runners torches. I don't know what it is about running in the dark, but it's just different to running in the light. It's more absorbing. Even though you see less, you feel more, hear more, smell more. I was so absorbed in it, I could have kept going all night (well, OK, maybe not ALL night), but Andrew, legend that he is, was waiting to drive home, so I called it a night at a marathon. I did 4:48 so was pretty pleased with that, but not nearly as pleased as I was with the second addition of bling for the day:





I was pleased as punch with the day's medal haul, but it was not over yet! Rik presented me with a third and unexpected bling...my bronze Phoenix Wings, for completing 10 events with Phoenix:




I shall wear them on my trainers with pride (and hope that they do, actually, give me wings), on my way hopefully to silver wings in 15 races time...


Which I thought I'd crack on with ASAP, and so wings attached, two weeks later flew down to the River for The Leviathon 50 Miles (#84). This had the same start, but different direction; a 3.3 mile leg out to Hampton Court, then back, x 7.6 times. I was a bag a nerves again about the laps. They just seemed like very long laps, and a lot of them. But, as always, there was nothing to worry about, as it was a splendid race, and probably my favourite Phoenix run so far, beating off some stiff competition. 

The weather forecast was a devil. Monday = sun, Tuesday = sun, Wednesday = sun, Thursday = sun, Friday = sun, Saturday (9am, race start) = heavy rain, Sunday = sun, Monday = sun, etc etc. The only inaccuracy in the forecast was that the rain was a little late in starting, so we got in one lap before it started bucketing it down. And then, no exaggeration, it poured, and poured, and poured all day long, with not a moment's break. The fish in the river were looking at us in pity. I have never been so wet. And with the wet it was cold. So cold! I, being a fool, had failed to bring anything sensible, like gloves, but fear not! A handy toilet block at the end of the lap had hot water and a hot hand-dryer, and for my last 5 laps I made a short detour each lap to defrost my digits. Note to self: winter is here. Bring clothing, lots of it.


The laps passed by with unexpected ease and, other than being accidentally bitten by a dog who was trying to steal my 4th lap cheese scone but instead ended up with my hand, passed without injury or drama. As always at Phoenix, I spent the day with a crowd of awesome people, and big thanks to everyone, runners and marshalls, for making the day such fun. I ran 9:02:31 which is a 50 mile PB for me by 44 minutes. I was so surprised by myself that I almost fell over, and the final straw was being given the event medal, which was so enormous, it pretty much floored me into a nearby puddle, but I was already so wet it made not a scrap of difference:

 

Well done to everyone who ran today, conditions were not favourable! And also to Rik and the marshalls - I can't imagine standing around looking after us all in that weather was any nicer than running in it.

A short break has ensued since the Leviathon, as I had laser surgery on my eyes. Turns out my right eye is a bit naff, and didn't do what it was supposed to post laser, so has taken a bit longer to be sorted. But thanks to my excellent consultant at Moorfields, it is now fixed, and for the first time since I was 4 years old, I now have 20:20 vision, which is just magic. Now I can see, the path towards #100 is becoming clearer....

Monday 24 September 2018

The Red Rose 50


A big run in Lancashire had been on my to do list for some time, but my previous attempts had been thwarted by various obstacles. But finally things worked out for the The Red Rose 50! The route had been revamped from the previous year, and through looking at the route description, seemed by all accounts to be 50 splendid miles of running (but I’m from there, so I’m biased).

It was a family affair! My Mum and Dad were walking it, And so the night before was great fun, spent reviewing the route description, which was going well, until reaching the last section, which I realised I had left on my printer back in London. Helpful. Disaster averted by my Mum, who had a spare copy with a hand drawn map of a tricky bit, which was to be useful later…...

The start was at Jumbles sailing Club, which isn’t just the best name for a sailing club ever? Although in reality the start was anything but a jumble, and the organisation from East Lancs LDWA was ship shape. My parents set off at 08:00, and then I scuttled back inside to relax for a while, watching the rain beat off the window and bounce off the reservoir, to wait for the 09:00 running start. I got chatting to a guy called Patrick, who it turns out had run the last few miles of the NYM 100 last year with Andrew! As more runners checked in, bread was spread with jam, tea was brewed, and the sky got darker as the rain beat harder. The 08:00 starters…..what a start they must be having!



Turns out 09:00 wasn’t much better, but we are in Lancashire, and rain is the name of the game I guess. The first section sounded quite long really - Jumbles to San Marino. But on perusal of the map, San Marino turned out to be a pub near Belmont, not in northern Italy. The start was an uphill to Turton Tower, and then up to the trig point and across the moor. Then it was off the moor, down a gully, which the rain had turned into more of a stream, and I began to seriously regret my choice of shoe (I am fed up of getting blisters and was experimenting with a different pair of trainers, which is a stupid idea to try on a 50 miler). But I was distracted over the first few miles, as people were settling into their paces, and I met some fellow runners, and got chatting. CP1 in the San Marino pub car park was filled with friendly marshals, and a large bowl filled with liquorice all-sorts, which surprised me, as my Dad (aka the Liquorice King) had already passed through here.



The next section was a beast, mainly due to Winter Hill and Rivington Pike being between here and the next check point. The weather really was bobbins today, and it got worse the further up Winter Hill we went. But, I’ve been a regular on Winter Hill since the age of about 3, and I think I’ve been able to see a view from the top once, so this is no surprise, and I should stop harping on about it, and put the energy into getting to the top, wherever that was. An indistinct shadow of the mast was vaguely visible somewhere in the cloud, but it was so bad even the lights on the mast were shrouded. I had a moment of total clarity up there, the rain my face, the cold on my skin, the air in my lungs, the mud on, well, everywhere. The energy of the hill and my energy seemed to meet, and I felt totally as part of the earth. Blimey. It was probably the cold got to my head, or I’d had too many allsorts at the last checkpoint. Either way, extra energy of any type was useful for the next part, as the route came off Winter Hill across the moor, which was a never ending bog, down off the hill to a self clip (put there to avoid what would have been a cracking short cut) and then back up to Rivington Pike for another self clip (avoiding an even better short cut), and then running down off the Pike I spotted my parents ahead. Greetings and flapjack were exchanged, then it was on in an uncontrollable dash down through Rivington Gardens (I love flying down the winding paths and steep slopes of Rivington) and the Pinetum, and then along the flat to CP2 at Rivington Village Hall.

I was looking forward to the next 10 km section, from Rivington to Brinscall, as it was 1) part of my regular running route at home, and 2) a straight line and therefore difficult to get lost. Lots of nice long straight sections along the reservoirs and up the Nab (and along a footpath I had never been down, in all my years of running here), where it was safe to turn back and admire at the ominous looking Winter Hill from a distance...


....and views back along Anglezarke...


....then along the Goit past White Coppice and to Brinscall. I caught up with Patrick and we ran together to Brinscall, where cheesey crumpets were on the menu.

Fuelled up, I set off on the next section with Jim, who I ran the next few sections of the route with. A bit of a flatter section came next, with more downhill than up. Hurrah! Initially though fields, and then down to the canal, under the M65, then up back on to the road for a while, then fields and woods, headed towards Houghton Tower. I succeeded to take the worst picture of Houghton Tower ever.  


This is what it looks like, from it’s website…..


I shall stick to running, not photography. The CP4 at Houghton was filled with bananas and custard, and I ran into a chap who I’d met at the Herts Stroller (member number 21 of the LDWA), who has done an incredible number of 100s, and has an infectious way of talking you into saying that “yes, of course I’m going to do next years, what a splendid idea”.… but before we get ahead of ourselves, we must first tackle the next 29 miles… and thus Patrick, Jim and I set off towards the next checkpoint at Mellor Brook. If I wasn’t mistaken, it was definitely brightening up, the rain had eased off, and there were even views. Lancashire!!! I have missed you!


CP5 at Mellor Brook was a gem. We filled our pieholes with rice pudding and fruit salad, which was needed, as the next section was an even bigger beast than the earlier beast and was long, 8 and a half miles to the next CP at Tockholes, and 1361 feet of ascent. I’ll be jiggered. The first few miles started off quite gently, through fields and farms, then the up started. Initially though a bog (an over-the-top-of-the-trainers type of bog, which was mostly composed of cow poo), and past a farm with the two smallest, loudest and most affronted looking dogs I have ever met. Then, on past my old sixth form college; Westholme, which jogged (ha!) memories of cross country laps of the field, and I had another moment of realization that, erm, well, quite a lot of years later, and I was still running laps of fields (usually in the wrong direction). Nothing changes, eh (including my photography skills - another great photo of a gateway rather than the actual building)...



....then up into Witton Country Park for a good downhill section through woods and paths, out onto the playing fields (more memories of school cross country) and then a bit of urban running, and back on to the canal for a mile and a half stretch. Back under and along the M65, through fields and then the last few hundred metres up a steep road, and up to Tockholes CP6. I was sad to have been separated from Patrick on the last section, and Jim at CP6, but I was confident they would both be back in no time.

I set off on leg 7, another belter, just over 7 miles to Entwistle, starting off with a long downhill from Tockholes to Earnsdale Reservoir, before a long haul up to Darwin Tower....


I shall not dwell on the next section, as I did not enjoy it (despite the instruction)...


....but I do not wish to complain about the route, as it really is an excellent 50 miles and I highly recommend it. It’s just I don’t particularly like moors, and I don’t like this path across Darwin Moor in particular, and this is where the route went. I slipped and twisted, landed bum first in the bog, all the way across, cursing the moor first quietly, but becoming less quiet as the time went on. The next instruction on the route description “do not descend into gorge” which had seemed blindingly obvious reading it on the sofa the previous evening, suddenly seemed quite helpful, as I careered along the edge of it the gorge, trying not to make any sudden descents towards it’s boggy bottom. After what seemed like an age, I made it to the other side of the moor, and gratefully headed down to Entwistle Reservoir for a glorious 1 mile run along the waters edge, to CP 7, which was a fine CP if ever there was one.



Leg 8 was 5 miles to Hawkshaw, and the biggest question was, would I get there before dark. Being an idiot, I decided to try to race the sunset, and as an added incentive, left my headtorch deeply buried within my pack. Soon after setting off on my foolish quest, the route passed the Strawbury Duck Pub in Entwistle, which is a name so intriguing I had to try to find out what it means. I failed, but got as far as that Entwistle comes from the English ‘ened’ and ‘twisla’ which means a river fork frequented by ducks. So I guess that’s where the duck comes from, but Strawbury…no idea. Pondering on the idea, some road running followed, then it was back up to the moors...


...but this time on tracks. Phew. But just a temporary phew, as I hadn’t got lost yet, and this couldn’t last, and sure enough, I soon became temporarily (-ish) unsure of my position, and went downhill down the wrong track for a few minutes before realising my error and getting back on track, where things were starting to look decidely dusky....




.....I made it to about 1 mile from the next checkpoint, running through fields looking for small signposts, when I conceded that it was now too dark to see the signs. So I pulled off my pack in the middle of a field, put in a new set of batteries, and switched it on. Nothing! I switched to my spare pair of batteries, dropping the first set in the grass, and then faffed around as I couldn’t see them, as the torch was STILL not working! PANIC!!! I finally got it sort of working, by keeping hold of the batteries and keeping them in a certain position. After much scrambling around in the wet grass and flickering on and off of the headtorch, I located the fallen batteries, and set off through the fields towards the village of Hawkshaw where the checkpoint was. Coming into the village, I opened the pocket in my bag to get my tally card ready, forgetting the I’d put the spare batteries in there, and all three of them fell out, and rolled off in different directions underneath a car parked on the kerb. Crawling around under the car, with a flickering light, looking for black batteries on black tarmac was a low point, let me tell you.



Moving on, only the final section (just over 5 km from Hawkshaw to Jumbles) left to do now without messing anything else up. Right after leaving the checkpoint, I found myself in a wood which, referring back to my previous experiences of running in the dark, would have had me all in a tizz. But tonight, I don’t know why, I didn’t care as much. Maybe it was I really thought that by my age, I really shouldn’t be scared of the dark. Or maybe I had too much other things to be thinking about. Was my headtorch going to conk out? And where was I?? Deep in a wood! Too many paths! Which one?! But, section 9….the spare set of instructions….the hand-drawn map! Hallelujah! (and I owe you one, parents!!) I located the right path and climbed up out of the wood, a pond glittering to the right, in the flickering head torch. A Roman Cross appeared out of the darkness, but still I refused to think of ghosts. I followed some powerlines downhill for ¾ of a mile, where I had a little wobble when I thought the red glittering eyes of the devil were staring at me out of the darkness, but then I realised it was just a cow. Quite a lot of them actually. Yikes! But they seemed more disturbed by the encounter than I was, and I could hear them all mooing and tramping off in the darkness. A final wood, just to test my nerve, but no ghostly encounters tonight, just a detestable set of steps up and out of the trees. Steps! At 49.5 miles!!! I checked my phone for a time check, and had a message from my Mum to say my Dad had been unwell and they had retired and were on their way back to base. As it turns out, we made it back to the end at the same time (them having been given a lift back by LDWA number 21 – small world!). I could tell my Dad wasn’t right, as he refused food, Lancashire Hot Pot at that, which is most unusual. But he is now recovered, and he and my Mum completed 35 miles, which is excellent, I am super proud of them, and the most important thing is, they are both OK. Phew!

Good to catch up with fellow runners at the end, and pleased as punch to see Jim, Patrick, and Imtiaz make it back soon after. Big thanks to East Lancs LDWA for an absolutely top notch event, and for planning an excellent route to show off my local area to it's best! Great to meet and run with some great people out there; thanks for a great day and good company. And as always huge thanks to all the volunteers who give up their time to let us all have a good day out on the hills, and make it even better by being so lovely all of the time (and especially thanks to the lady doing first aid at the end, who made sure my Dad was alright, and was so kind to us all - and if you ever see this.... I promise I will be keeping  up with the Pilates and the yoga after hearing your inspiring story!)

Friday 14 September 2018

50:50

A couple more 50 milers...

First up, the annual summer overnight 50 at the end of July, organised by my friend Alan. Alan dislikes the heat, and so in the warmest months, organises an overnight run to get some miles in while it's cooler. Whilst not adverse to the heat myself, indeed being quite partial to it usually, the last few weeks had been a little toasty even for a summer lover, and the anticipation of some cooler running came as a relief. The weather had been heating up all week, and had been dry as a bone for weeks before that, but thunderstorms were forecast overnight for Friday, plus an eclipse, so it look set to be a tempestuous night.

Victoria station was also quite tempestuous at 7.30 on Friday evening, and catching the train down to the start of the run felt like escaping from the rat race, to a secret adventure. Hopping off at Amberley, the mid point of the South Downs Way, we set off into the gathering dusk. The clouds scuppered any chance of seeing the eclipse, but added an extra layer of atmosphere to the darkening landscape, the hills in the distance already looming like shadows. Despite the obvious drawback of getting no sleep, I love running through the night. It feels like a blanket of stillness descends on the world when the light fades, the world shrinks to the circle of a head torch beam, the other things going on outside it suddenly unimportant.

After a few hours chugging along the trails, we were permitted a rare treat - 10 minutes for a snooze! Never having slept on a run before, I followed the lead of my team mates, pulled on a jacket, picked a soft grassy spot on the path, and rested my head on a fluffy pillow/ lumpy bag. It was a revelation! I've never stopped and stayed completely still on a run before - it was amazing how much was going on, right in the middle of nowhere, in the pitch black of night. The stillness I mentioned before was absolute rubbish - there was all sorts going on out here! A chorus of sounds, and lights and movements in the air. After a few minutes tuning in, I started to drift off. Suddenly it seemed lighter. Really rather lighter. Had we slept through the night? Was it dawn! I opened my eyes and stared into the light, which was getting bigger by the second. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

We scattered either side of the path as two mountain bikes came tearing through the grassy patch, which seconds before had been our bed. 

Blimey. That was close. Note to self: don't be caught napping. At least, not in the middle of a national trail. Who would have thought it though, it was 2am, who would have thought anyone would be out here at this time!

Come to think of it, it was really quite busy up here in the night. After that we saw a few more mountain bikers, a group of men doing a charity walk, and several people all out eclipse hunting.

We successfully avoided needing any more naps, and made it without further ado to the end at Winchester, conveniently in time for breakfast.

Fresh from the overnight training, The Herts Stroller (54 miles) was up a couple of weeks later, for #80. Put on by the Essex and Herts LDWA, it was a most excellent event, a well organized and a pretty route along countryside trails. The start went off well, and it soon became clear that the route descrption was bang on the money, and navigation wasn’t going to be an issue, which was lucky, as I had a deadline to get back for the last train, and getting lost was not factored in to this plan. 

The first few miles ambled through pretty villages, and up the first couple of long gentle climbs, along some lanes, and the first checkpoint was reached at 8 miles in. Then it was on along idyllic hedgerows and through woods, and through a village called Hexton which had a quite beautiful church. Up and over Barton Hill....



....to checkpoint 2, where we picked up the Chiltern Way, and soon, I after met up with my cousin Sammy and had a good chat. By the by, he is now currently walking his way back to uni. Not just up the road, but from his home in Sussex back to Lancaster. Yes! What a legend! If you see him along the way, please offer him a brew, as loves tea. And, on that subject, we soon happened upon Tea Green....


I slowed my pace, as instructed (ha!) and trotted along to checkpoint 3, 22 miles in. I was feeling sick, which is a boring and repetitive theme in my recent blogs, so we'll skip over it for now, and focus on the positives - that now there were only a further 32 miles left, and apart from feeling sick I was feeling otherwise strong. Some more undulations followed in the next part of the route, and the route description kept mentioning things such as 'high tension wires' and 'power poles'. I amused myself for a while, imagining the wooden poles dressed in power suits and heels, and tottering into meetings where everyone/everypole was under high tension. Fortunately, my mind was saved from these ramblings when we went through Peter’s Green, and then Chiltern Green, and I instead became distracted by the abudnace of greens all around, when in fact, how everything was really quite yellow at the moment...




...... I realise my thoughts were becoming delerious, and fortunately I soon came back into civilisation in Wheathampstead, and CP4 at 30.6 miles, where a delicious pasta and red sauce was being served. My appetite having returned, I lost all control and ate two bowls, and felt momentarily better, until I tried to run again.

Although the next section was very beautiful, along a river, up a hill, and through a field with sunflowers, I now had a really really bad stitch and was feeling like rolling back down the hill into the checkpoint and sleeping there (I would have gone for a snooze in the sunflower field, but was mindful of my last outdoor sleeping experience)....



Anyway, I got over this nonsense and tackled the next section -  a long section on a dis-used railway. Soon we came to Ayot St Lawrence, which had a magnificent neo-classical style church, St Lawrence Church, which I was so struck by, I neglected to take a photo. CP5 followed soon after at 37.4 miles, at Kimpton, which I will always remember as the checkpoint with the poshest loos I have ever seen on an event.

I left the luxury loos and headed past another beautiful church, hills and an increasing number of woods, which I couldn't help noticing were becoming concerningly dark inside as the evening marched on. Anyway, CP6 was up next, where it was nice and cosy and bright inside, and only 11 miles left.

The next field included a large number of menacing looking cows. I walked past them, so as not to startle them, but out of the corner of my eye could see them following me, forcing me ever closer to the woods, which were becoming more frequent on the route description, and were definitely getting dark inside, now dusk was setting in. I was momentarily distracted by the next instruction, which stated, simply, “TimmedL”. I started looking for a timid left turn, but couldn't see one. Maybe it was so timid, it was hiding itself. Ah ha - of couse! Turn immediately left! I must be out of practice at cracking LDWA code. It was starting to rain now, and a very long uphill challenge ensued, through long wet grass, to, oh, another wood.

The last checkpoint, CP7 came and went, where I relented, got out my head torch and resigned myself to the fact I was going to have to run 6 miles on my own in the dark. I had neglected to realise this was going to happen, what with the later start time, longer route, and fading summer. Dang and blast it. It was dark. Still, the next bit seemed to be on a road, and it was only a few miles to the end now, so it was all going to be just fine. No problemo! 

I kept up the pretence for a whole 5 minutes, even when leaving the road, until I came to an avenue of trees on a desolated farm track, where a car had been hovering with it's lights on, which now started crawling slowly towards me down the track. A bolt of fright, matched only by the biking incident two weeks previously, shot through my core. I switched off my head torch, and switfly exited the avenue of trees, where I tried to make my way across the next field on the route descritpion, towards Welby Buisness Park, which apparently is the place to be on a Saturday night. It's biazzare. I remember this from the Three Forests Way (in a similar area). It would be pitch black and dead as night, and suddenly you would happen upon an isolated house or warehouse where there was a right old booze up going down, with spot lights circling the sky and beats shaking the ground and drunken screeches piercing the air. And then you'd run on a little bit further, and leave it all behind, in the middle of no where.

After being followed by another two cars out of the party park, I picked up the pace, and dived into the next field. Here I met a dilemma. Backwards, and into the hands of the people I was now convinced were following me, or forwards into the looming Shadow Of The Woods where, well, who knows what was in there.

I chose the woods and took my chances.

I guess it's clear by now that my bravado about running in the dark on the South Downs extends only to if I am surrounded by a group of people whom I trust, and when thrust into the countryside alone in the dead of night, I am  pathetic. I spent the last 5 miles of the run, which were entirely through wooded areas and remote footpaths, staring fixedly at the centre of my headtorch beam and thinking about ghosts. The fact that everything, ghosts included, would take one look at me 50 miles into a run, and walk (or float, I suppose, if it was a ghost) in the opposite direction failed to occur to me until later, when I arrived at the end, exhausted more from the mental draining of the last hour of ghost stories than anything else.

Safey ensconced within Hitchin Rugby Club's solid and reassuring walls, surrounded by friendly and familiar faces, the ghosts faded fast. I did 11.54 for 54 miles, which was an improvement on my recent times and I was happy with it, and also enjoyed it hugely, which was the main thing. Plus, although I made it in plenty of time for the train, Andrew came to pick me up (cheers!). Thanks to Essex and Herts LDWA for a splendid event - top notch!